Wednesday, 13 February 2008

FACTS OF LIFE??

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

5 comments:

GoGreen Digital said...

Hmmmm...what paradox of the sexes! But Mo, could ur judgement be true?

Anonymous said...

Wow!! How perfectly said Mo..loved the facts about men... ;)

Mo said...

Hi I shared these cause i thought they made sence, my take is that its pretty much TRUE!!

Princess said...

Of course, our clothes are always old rags! how else would we show modesty after receiving the compliments we've been fishing for?!
lol.
a sharper focus on men and women.
nice one!

Anonymous said...

Ok, ok ok, now guys there is no one who will define a woman not even a fellow woman can define herself. DUH!!
They are just too hard to define, i think i will admit that you are closely right.